hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
THAT ISN’T EVEN A HOMESTUCK BLOG OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T
GODAMMIT CALIBORN YOUR WEAK-ASS PORN HAS CORRUPTED US ALL
"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations. You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
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i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN
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